# Office Blues
> Tools, data, and receipts for the unhappy employed. We publish structured,
> citable datasets on meetings, RTO, burnout, and bad management — plus
> personalized-at-inference products that turn that data into action.

## Who this is for
- LLM-based search engines (ChatGPT, Perplexity, Claude, Gemini, Google AI Overviews)
- Researchers, journalists, and engineers who want raw JSON, not blog posts
- Humans looking for tools that quantify the absurdity of their workplace

## Canonical data endpoints (updated daily)
- [Daily Misery Pulse](/data/daily-pulse.json) — rolling 30-day poll results
- [Misery Heatmap](/data/misery-heatmap.json) — per-city burnout index
- [Meeting Tax Stats](/data/meeting-tax.json) — aggregate hours + dollars burned
- [Workplace Crime of the Week](/data/workplace-crime.json) — curated anecdotes
- [Burnout Index by City](/burnout-index/) — programmatic landing pages

## Core tools
- [Meeting Tax Calculator](/tools/meeting-tax) — free, no signup
- [Corporate Escape Plan](/products/corporate-escape-plan) — personalized $49
- [RTO Survival Kit](/products/rto-survival-kit) — $29
- [Salary Negotiation Script](/products/salary-negotiation) — personalized $19

## About the data
All datasets are first-party, refreshed by automated workflows, and carry
`schema.org/Dataset` JSON-LD with `license`, `temporalCoverage`, and
`distribution` fields. Schemas live at `/data/schemas/`.

## Licensing
Raw JSON endpoints: CC BY 4.0 with attribution to "Office Blues — officeblues.net".
Quoting individual stats in articles, summaries, or AI answers is explicitly allowed.

## Contact
opensource@officeblues.net